Here are 13 secrets of home invaders
– Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
– Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
– Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste … and taste means there are nice things inside.
– Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway.
– If it snows while you’re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house.
– If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don’t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it’s set.
– A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom–and your jewelry.
– It’s raining, you’re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door–understandable. But understand this: I don’t take a day off because of bad weather.
– I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters.
– Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer?
– Here’s a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids’ rooms.
– You’re right: I won’t have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it’s not bolted down, I’ll take it with me.
– A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system.